You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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