So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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