Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
