Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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