? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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