your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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