well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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