so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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