when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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