The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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