it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
