The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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