So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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