its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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