I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Randomize