Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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