He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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