Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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