i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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