need another drink. this is the easiest way
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
she looked like the before picture.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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