Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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