no, he came in my armpit
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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