Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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