This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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