you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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