doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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