Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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