I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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