she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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