Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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