Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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