nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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