Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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