this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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