I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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