Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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