whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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