Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Randomize
