He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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