I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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