I just made out with a guy for $7.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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