So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We got so high we made milksteak
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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