Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
