one two three fourrrrnication!
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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