I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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