whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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