Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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