But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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