I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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