it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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