The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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