from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize