farters have to be the big spoon...
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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