I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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