i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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