What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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